one day i will be able to differentiate between this blog and my personal blog
my 14 year old cousin got a sony bravia massive tv for his room for his birthday because he already has an ipad, ipad mini, ipod touch, iphone 5 and apple macbook pro
My mum spent most of dinner criticising my body and the way i look and how i dress and how i couldn’t possibly be “okay” with my body it was So Much Fun
You know in tv shows and movies where the actors and actresses are talking in bed then they to go to sleep and their pillows are like propped straight up against the head board?
That makes me so uncomfortable and mad idk why but I’m seething at my laptop right now
the dogs are playing the run up and down the hall many many times game it’s where they run up and down the hall back and forth, yipping at each other
it seems fun but they won’t let me join in :(
i drank a lot of wine to cope with being near my mum on my own it’s a valid technique
you have to call her Big Momma Meme forever now. you have to.
god no she’ll get offended and accuse me of calling her fat then i’ll have to compliment her and say nice things about her for upwards of 15 minutes and convince her that she’s not “huge” until she decides her ego has been satiated
at dinner my mum boasted about posting memes and “funny pictures” she’d found on google images to her facebook timeline, demanded to know why i never posted anything on facebook and concluded by herself that i must not be funny or interesting enough to post anything on the internet??? she also proclaimed her love for memes,